Or you could write my blog for me.

Monday, October 3rd, 2005 | Fun With Teh Intarweb

I’ve got these pesky little deadlines for the next two days, so I don’t have much time to go find linkety goodness for you all to play with. However, I was amusing myself with the text of the comment spams that got kicked into my trash over the weekend and have come up with a new game you can amuse yourselves with for awhile. Game’s called “Finish the Spammer’s Paragraph.” I believe the name makes the directions self-explanatory.

These comments were all from shady loan sites, but feel free to use venture off any way you’d like. And really, when you think about it, these really aren’t much harder to read than A Clockwork Orange, and look how popular that was. I’ll even give you two to choose from:

1) A common-placeness spurnd purring on the hearth, and a basto was sleeking on the lop-stick. And he hims…

2) That her death resemblances affected with such real sorrow, and with such a harvest-tide moose-run…

2 Comments to Or you could write my blog for me.

monk
10/4/2005

That her death resemblances affected with such real sorrow, and with such a harvest-tide moose-run…
and her unadorned tombstone quoth with unerring finality “here lies Natalie Merchant”.

steelbuddha
10/4/2005

We’re doing the Harvest-time Moose-run in Vancouver next year. It’s like the running of the bulls, only… at harvest time. And with moose.

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