Hi-larious

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 | Screed!

I was having a cranky bit of a morning today. (Note to staffers at my local coffee shop: If you want to chat with one customer instead of paying attention to your job, then quit calling other customers over to your register. In the space of 2 minutes, you gave me the wrong total and then the wrong change (both of which I corrected), forgot to give me half of my order until I reminded you about it and then almost forgot to give me back my punch card. I mean, I get distracted sometimes myself, but yikes.) So, anyhow, like I was saying, I was having a bit of a cranky morning until I heard this little gem on NPR on the way into work: The White House has sent a cease and desist letter to The Onion, telling them to quit using the presidential seal.

Way to go, guys. Every week I find yet another reason to love that paper.

As for our president, doesn’t he have anything else to do these days? Would he like a reminder of the unfinished business he should be tending to instead? ‘Coz I could whip up a list in about 20 seconds.

2 Comments to Hi-larious

Ivan
10/25/2005

!! I agree !! I have never seen such a GOON in my life as this guy…His little laughs during what are suppose to pass as interviews/news conferences..

Vidiot
10/26/2005

Or the fact that he mispronounced Rosa Parks’ name. As “Park.”

Jaysus, she was one of the, oh, top five most influential Americans of the twentieth century, you’d think he could goddamn well know her name.

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