Overheard

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 | Life in Czeltistan

While at a local mall on Christmas Eve:
Burly Sout’ Side Guy #1: “He’s one of them midgets.”
Burly Sout’ Side Guy #2: “You don’t call ‘em that any more. Now they’re ‘little people.’ Or ‘Hobbits.’”

At lunch today:
Customer, to cashier: “That’s an interesting tattoo.”
Cashier: “Thanks. My ex-boyfriend. *pause* He got hit by a train.”

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