This is embarrassing.

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 | You Call This News?

It seems that young Americans (the group tested was 18-24) can’t find their ass with both hands. (Err, um… rather, they’re geographically challenged. But come on — it might as well be their asses they can’t find.)

For even more depressing tidbits, make sure to check out the “Geography Survey” sidebar.

The saddest part: I’m sure every single one of the people in the survey could have told you who won the last American Idol show.

1 Comment to This is embarrassing.


Hah! Thirty percent thought the border with Mexico is the most fortified. As for the borders of mideast countries, lately I have the feeling they are disconcertingly flexible. Wait, there was a winner on American Idol? I thought they were still sending finalists home!

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