Local news is here to save us!

Thursday, March 1st, 2007 | You Call This News?

Oh, North Dakota, you amuse me so. Excellent reporting, gang. Thanks for warning the people of the north plains about the growing threat of emo.

I want one of the Emo Emu posters. That’s fantastic.

(Via Waxy.org)

4 Comments to Local news is here to save us!

Dad
3/2/2007

I can see the stuffed toy. You could market it in three sizes.

brendan
3/2/2007

Even as I write the emo kids are infesting Eyre Square. Is nowhere safe?

In this part of the world, they’ve even got their own chain of filling stations.

Be afraid.

Ivan
3/2/2007

Sounds like the EMO folks need the cure which is: 1 part red-velvet cake, 1 part gin and tonic 1 part xanax..

czeltic girl
3/2/2007

Ivan, you throw a mean party. :)

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