Thou shalt not cut into beer time on Fridays

Friday, March 2nd, 2007 | Life in Czeltistan

Conversation I just had with my brother, who will be joining me for the hockey game tonight, but who will be late for the game:

Me: I’ll get you a ticket. Why don’t you stop into [bar A] before you go to [bar B to meet people] and get the ticket?
Mike: Why don’t you leave it at will-call?
Me: Well, that’s two lines I have to stand in, then. That cuts into my valuable beer-drinking time, which I sorely need today.
Mike: *laughing* Oh, no. Two lines! Why don’t you hook up an IV or something? I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

That’s it — next time he gets his own ticket.

4 Comments to Thou shalt not cut into beer time on Fridays


Who are you? Ticket-Master..

czeltic girl

Nah. The guilt from charging the kinds of “convenience fees” they do would eat at my soul. :)


You could just call them ‘beer’ fees.

captain flummox

Don’t forget the bathroom line. That’s three. So I think you’re justified with an inconvenience fee.

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