Next time, use English

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 | Uncategorized

If you’re going to write a resume cover letter, don’t write it like this. You just sound like a schmuck who needs a good punch in the teeth.

In fact, I’m all for a “3 strikes and you’re out” policy (ending in the death penalty) for phrases like this.

Another wonderful entry — which I can’t stop chuckling at — from Agency Tart can be found here.

(via Copyranter)

2 Comments to Next time, use English

drezdn
2/20/2008

Now I’m tempted to stick that into a cover letter, the same way I’ve always been tempted to list Vandalay Industries on my resume.

v'ron
2/21/2008

Yes, a quick punch in the teeth would be appropriate!

And I know just the guy to do it!

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