A little rant about the Favre debacle

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 | Uncategorized

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Dear State of Wisconsin,
Look, I like the Packers, too, but I can’t take any more of this Favre news. There actually are other things happening in the world and some of us, oddly enough, would actually like to hear about them on the news or read about them in the paper. There’s only so much I can take of this crap. Gah! I’m *thisclose* to heading up to Green Bay and offering him a ride to the airport. Or maybe just a little cheese to go with his whine.

Ok. I’m done now.

9 Comments to A little rant about the Favre debacle

tim
8/6/2008

i hear ya!

Dad
8/6/2008

Actually, Brett is still retired. The one we’ve been seeing is his evil twin Bert.

steelbuddha
8/6/2008

Amen. Favre is the new Paris Hilton.

mom
8/6/2008

exactly!

2fs
8/6/2008

Now, now – all you complainers are failing to see the bright side. If Bert – uh, Brett – had stayed retired, the Packers get nothing for him, right? But now, if they trade him, they’ll get something – a player or two, a draft pick, whatever.

So, good deal, right? There – don’t you all feel better now?

2fs
8/6/2008

PS: Steelbuddha – you owe me therapist bills for the image your comparison just brought up…

Dad
8/7/2008

…isn’t Paris running for President?

Dad
8/7/2008

Headline in this morning’s paper – above the fold, of course – “Jets Get Brett”.
Now if we can just trade Aaron Rodgers to the LA Dodgers, we can start a new trend for ESPN to cover.

2fs
8/7/2008

Derisively: “Dodgers Bought Yer Rodgers.” Okay, you have to say it *reallyfast* to work… (And as far as I know Rodgers plays baseball every bit as well as he plays football…)

Leave a comment

Contact

Meta

Search