Oh. Oh my.

Thursday, February 5th, 2004 | Fun With Teh Intarweb

Stopped in to visit the gang at 9622 today since I haven’t been there for awhile. It’s pretty quiet over there, but eyeballkid did have a real gem of a posting.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Madonna Inn. If you thought The Gobbler was tacky, wait ’til you see this place. Words alone can’t describe the decor. Well, not words you can use in polite company, anyhow.

Some favorites, with commentary from Steelbuddha and myself, where applicable:

  • The Tack Room (“Looks like Ed Gein had a BBQ in there” -sb)
  • Irish Hills (“Oh, god. I’m blind!” -cz)
  • Crystal Room (“I’d feel like I was sleeping in a Victoria’s Secret” -sb)
  • Wilhlem Tell (“Nothin’ sez lovin’ like an apple and an arrow.” -cz)
  • Rock Bottom (“Also known as supply closet.” -sb)
  • Yahoo (“Errrrm…” -cz)
  • Chestnut Foal
  • Carin (“When it’s dark and shadowy, do you suppose it looks like the cherub’s come to kill you?” -cz)

Oh. God. My sides. I can’t stop laughing. God, how I love this country.

3 Comments to Oh. Oh my.

tizzie
2/5/2004

Chestnut foal: “Birdie, birdie, in the sky, drop some whitewash in my eye….”

brendan
2/6/2004

Why put a bed in the Irish Hills suite? Unless you’re blind, the decor will cause you to develop a whanging migraine and be unable to sleep all night. Either that or you’ll think your lucky leprechaun has cursed you with an acid flashback.

eyeballkid
2/7/2004

You wouldn’t believe how popular that hotel actually is.

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