I’ve got nothin’

Thursday, April 8th, 2004 | Fun With Teh Intarweb

Until I can find something fun to share with you all, you’ll just have to make do with this list of spam names that have come through my inbox as of late.

Bagginess R. Collie
Characters P. Ticklish
Chi Seargent (Chi boot camp, here we come!)
Germany (Yup. The whole nation.)
Hairdressing J. Allspice
Militarization K. Patenting
Mrbryant Illegal
Nathan Lane (Right. Like I believe that’s a real name.)
Splashing A. Forecaster (This would be an excellent name for a weatherman.)
Suffixed C. Mustaches
Terweduwe Delta (Terweduwe. It’s just fun to say.)

Weak, yes. But I promise I’ll find something entertaining to hold you over while I’m in New York.

2 Comments to I’ve got nothin’


I think “splashing!” should replace “smashing!” or “ripping!” in the European dialect of the English language. It fits them better; not so violent as Americans, seemingly more playful.

“Smashing” and “ripping” haven’t caught on in the states as much as you thought they would have.

Also, not to be confused with sploshing. May be NSFW; I was afraid to look.

Tazja Lovecraft

I personally prefer “Squelchy” to splashing, or sploshing. But then, it’s just fun to say.

I believe that “Chi Seargent” is the leader of the T’ai Chi army. He’s like the Chi wrangler for the whole lot of ‘em.

I guess this could lead to Boxer’s rebellion again. That could be bad.

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