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Monday, August 2nd, 2004 | Life in Czeltistan, Toast!

Hi. My name is Czeltic Girl and I’m a Rescue Me addict. (Dammit. ‘Coz I needed to watch more television.)

I’ll admit — they had me hooked even before I saw the show. It’s got Denis Leary and firemen. Throw in some toast and maybe a monkey and it’s good as gold.

Actually, come to think of it, there was a toast joke in episode two, so maybe we’re just missing the monkey.

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Put the monkey down and back away slowly from the toaster…I repeat…

Uncle John

If financial planners made toasters, the bread would pop up and down but turn out just fine in 5 – 10 years.
If Social Security made toasters, we would worry if there would be enough people putting bread in when we needed toast.
If telemarketers made toasters, they would work only in the middle of your dinner.
If Mohammad made toasters, they would be for prophet.
If Wyle E. Coyote made toasters they would char the user instead of the bread.
If bread made toasters, they would sell them as “portable tanning salons.”
If Cinderella made a toaster at 12 pm it would turn into a deluxe oven.
If Britney Spears made a toaster it would be made of plastic.
If Bob Barker made a toaster the price would be right.
If CPAs made toasters, every crumb would count.
If Martha Stewart made toasters they would be a good thing.
If Harley Davidson made toasters, they would be noisy and expensive and need frequent repairs, and only the coolest people would buy them.
If the military made toasters they would have a 100 year surplus in warehouses throughout the country.
If airline baggage handlers made toasters, your toast would end up in Cleveland.
If Las Vegas made toasters, you’d have to put in a LOT of bread before any came back.
If the Mafia made toasters you would have to give them your bread or you’re toast.

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