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Saturday, August 13th, 2005 | You Call This News?

An open letter to the Kansas School Board in support of teaching about the Flying Spaghetti Monster as part of the theory of Intelligent Design.

I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia.

So instead of “amen”, do they say “yarr”?

1 Comment to I could subscribe to this

steelbuddha
8/15/2005

“based on science…” Genius.

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